Horns

I got home from the gym today and stopped dead in my tracks when I caught sight of my hair. OH MY GOSH!!!  My horns were showing, and I didn't even know it!!  The memory of my gasp still makes me giggle.  You would have thought I was caught unawares by a masked killer in a dark alley... and the murderer caught sight of me and screamed his head off in horror. 

It did feel pretty hot in the gym today, I'm just saying.  And that's saying something, because, apparently, the fire and brimstone of my home kingdom gets pretty balmy.