Salesman

I have had three amazingly perfect days.  I told Randy that I almost feel manic by how happy I have been.  Saturday was a low-low and these last three days have been SO high- manic.  It has been heaven to be so free of unhappiness and absolutely no motivation.  Let's hope this sticks!!

Shelby came to me with a voice I know very well, the voice she learned from her father.  We'll call it the Salesman Voice.

(Clears Throat) "Mom, you know what would be very helpful for me?  If you could turn my clothes the right way before you put them in the basket for me to hang up."

(Scoffs) "Shelby, it has taken me a long time to even want to do laundry.  Be grateful you have clean clothes to look through at all."

Keeping it real, people.