I feel like I have two settings: Pretty and Butt Ugly. There is no middle ground for me. *Truth be told, there are times that I don't really care about being BU, because I don't want to take the time to do my hair and face.* When I walked into my bathroom after my workout this morning, I actually gasped and recoiled at my appearance...
Solid Butt Ugly moment. Honestly, is it Halloween, 'cause those spider legs are freaking fantastic. I looked at Randy, in all my hot-mess glory, and thanked him for staying married to me. After nearly nineteen and a half years, I consider that man a saint.
I came out to find Mira passed out on the couch. After my strenuous workout, I felt fortunate to actually see my Spirit Animal in the exact position I felt was necessary. It's not every day you get to witness your Spirit Animal, after all.
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